At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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