ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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