I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You don't make any sense
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