i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
