Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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