Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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