He uses pillows to masturbate.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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