i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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