I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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