she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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