the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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