Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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