You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
as a side note pls kill me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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