Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I need moral support for this bender
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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