Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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