This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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