No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just saw a hot homeless man
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just found a bag of teeth...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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