Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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