i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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