Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize
