I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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