There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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