it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
