They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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