While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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