I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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