hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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