No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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