I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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