Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
