She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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