If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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