I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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