The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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