We won't sleep together?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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