She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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