hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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