i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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