is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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