It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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