Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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