I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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