hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
