She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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