they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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