Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Oh Jesus.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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