We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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