let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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