We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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