I'm lost and stupid without you.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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